THE DEVILS QUARTERS

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🕹ī¸ WELCOME TO THE DEVILS QUARTERS 🕹ī¸ WHERE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS EXPOSED THEMSELVES TO COLLEGE-LEVEL DEGENERACY SINCE 1986 🕹ī¸ WE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING HERE AND YET 🕹ī¸ "MOM I'M AT THE LIBRARY" — YOU WERE NOT AT THE LIBRARY 🕹ī¸ 12-YEAR-OLDS EXPOSED TO UNREASONABLE AMOUNTS OF DOUBLE DRAGON 🕹ī¸ SORRY ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY, MOM 🕹ī¸ DUKE STUDENTS WONDERED WHY CHILDREN KEPT DESTROYING THEIR HIGH SCORES 🕹ī¸ UNSUPERVISED MINORS AND UNLIMITED QUARTERS: WHAT COULD GO WRONG 🕹ī¸ WE LEARNED MORE HERE THAN WE EVER DID IN ALGEBRA 🕹ī¸ "JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE" 🕹ī¸ THE AGE REQUIREMENT WAS A SUGGESTION 🕹ī¸ CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES HAS QUESTIONS 🕹ī¸ LEGENDS NEVER DID THEIR HOMEWORK 🕹ī¸ 🕹ī¸ WELCOME TO THE DEVILS QUARTERS 🕹ī¸ WHERE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS EXPOSED THEMSELVES TO COLLEGE-LEVEL DEGENERACY SINCE 1986 🕹ī¸ WE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING HERE AND YET 🕹ī¸ "MOM I'M AT THE LIBRARY" — YOU WERE NOT AT THE LIBRARY 🕹ī¸ 12-YEAR-OLDS EXPOSED TO UNREASONABLE AMOUNTS OF DOUBLE DRAGON 🕹ī¸ SORRY ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY, MOM 🕹ī¸ DUKE STUDENTS WONDERED WHY CHILDREN KEPT DESTROYING THEIR HIGH SCORES 🕹ī¸ UNSUPERVISED MINORS AND UNLIMITED QUARTERS: WHAT COULD GO WRONG 🕹ī¸ WE LEARNED MORE HERE THAN WE EVER DID IN ALGEBRA 🕹ī¸ "JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE AT MY HOUSE" 🕹ī¸ THE AGE REQUIREMENT WAS A SUGGESTION 🕹ī¸ CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES HAS QUESTIONS 🕹ī¸ LEGENDS NEVER DID THEIR HOMEWORK 🕹ī¸

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